O God, that I were a man! I would eat his heart in the marketplace.

isthisgospel:

Dylan Marron’s Erlenmeyer flask tie is my favorite thing on the planet

isthisgospel:

Dylan Marron’s Erlenmeyer flask tie is my favorite thing on the planet

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what-dog-park:

looK AT THESE MASSIVE DORKS

what-dog-park:

looK AT THESE MASSIVE DORKS

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ewjanine:

↳ reversed sherlock quotes that actually make some kind of sense⎨1⎬

(via doomslock)

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first impressions vs. now

(Source: thecloneclub, via spenditwithyou)

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nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

(via edgarallennope)

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jibblyuniverse:

ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

jibblyuniverse:

:)

this is it. this is Captain America: The Winter Soldier summed up

LITERALLY 

(via oracle-of-absolute-hoopla)

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Charles Bukowski (via theunquotables)

For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can’t readily accept the God formula, the big answers don’t remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command nor faith a dictum. I am my own god. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that death will tremble to take us.
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tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

(via elze-bub)

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the wolves will rise again

for emilia

(Source: tipsycersei, via lunalovedgood)

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